Toesuxx's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sack Smash 2003]

This game is almost 21. Made just a day before I was born, too. Crazy!

[Flanders Killer 8]

truly the game ever made of all time

Aprime responds:

Exactly!

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[Die, Mailman, Die!]

fun fact: this game was made by a dog

[STRG.SNEK]

It's a great game with great visuals, and a great time killer. Awesome twist on the snake game. The only gripe I really have is that if you need to make sharp turns or whatever the game is very unforgiving and does not process corner turns fast enough. If you try hitting the down button and left button very fast afterwards, it only processes the first button usually.

[Endacopia - Demo]

I got 119 on the soccer game

[Snack Slice]

Really fun short time killer. Even though some of the features were kinda buggy it was overall enjoyable

[Lemonade World]

Newgrounds is the only place where you can still play this

[Family Tech Support (V2)]

damn this game is really hard especially at the sixth stage of the second part

[Sausage Game]

i need the toe fungus background speech transcript right now

Jacob responds:

Mostly adlibbed at midnight:

"My God. It's returned. We thought we'd seen the heel of that leviathan in the sky for the last time. But we shouldn't be so lucky.
Growing ever larger, ever more menacing, its toenail dripping a fungus potent enough to level a forest for a lifetime.
It throws the air like morning breath with a force that rips the trees straight from the earth.
The ground begins to quake. The animals scatter. The bird cease their neverending song.
Some of us run. Some of us hide. But most of us cower in silent, frozen awe.
Shelter is no longer an option. The wind tears the faces off of homes as the ball of the foot looms over entire neighborhoods.
Our time has come.
We played God, and God itself has come to indemnify its debtors.

There is no one else to blame.
No where to run.
No hole deep enough to protect us.

...

As suddenly as it arrived, it departed.
Would it be back?
Could our fortune last?"

[Statistica]

I really enjoyed it! It was a tad bit too short in my opinion but im sure others will enjoy killing time with it!